MatchDay
Season Record
8W · 2D · 3L
League Position
3rd Place
Goals This Season
34 scored
Squad Size
16 registered
Fixture
Calendar
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Marcus Webb
Saves per game: 7.4
Marcus Webb
"The Wall"
Fun fact
Gloves lost this season: 4
Theo Okafor
Goals: 12
Theo Okafor
"Turbo"
Fun fact
Times nutmegged: 0 (he swears)
Danny Kowalski
Assists: 9
Danny Kowalski
"The Professor"
Fun fact
Tactical diagrams drawn on napkins: 23
Jamie Osei
Goals: 8
Jamie Osei
"Chaos"
Fun fact
Most red cards: 3
Priya Sharma
Tackles won: 87%
Priya Sharma
"The Captain"
Fun fact
Pre-match speeches given: 13
Callum Finch
Clean sheets: 6
Callum Finch
"Wrong Boot"
Fun fact
Times worn wrong boots: 7
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The Moments That Matter
Six seconds of mud-soaked glory. The screamer from the halfway line. The keeper save nobody saw.
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League Table
Current Position
3rd Place
Updated after Round 13 · Next match: 14 March vs The Rusty Anchors
Don't miss the bus to the ground.
Eleven shirts. One WhatsApp group. Zero excuses. The countdown's ticking — claim your spot before the captain starts texting strangers.
12 players already claimed their spot for 14 Mar